H O M EA compilation of Top 10 tagalog jokes that's best for quarter 4 of 2014. Here you will read some and new tagalog jokes at it's best. So, here we go:
1. Amo: bkit k umiiyak? Maid: sbi po kc ng doktor ta2nggalan dw ako ng butlig! Amo: butlig lang, umiiyak ka na! Maid: ok lng kung ryt lig or lep lig lang. bkt butligs pa?
2. A: mgkno po adobo? M: 20 lng! A: my sbaw? M: libre na sbaw nmin. A: kanin meron? M: 5 lang! A: my tutong? M: libre na! A: cge manong, tutong at sabaw nga!
3. Tumabi ako sau at huminga ng malalim. Tnanong mo, “bkit?” ngumiti ako, ngtanong ka ulit, “bkit nga?” sumagot ako, “badtrip naman oh! Msama bang huminga?”
4. two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata!
5. Wife: hon, cno si trixie? Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yung pinustahan ko sa karera. Wife: ah ganun? Cge sagutin mo telepono! Tumatawag un kabayo.
6. two pinoys were driving in L.A highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said, “Disneyland left.” So they went home and said, “sayang, di natin naabutan!”
7. mindgame: hindi tao, hind hayop, tatlo mata, dalawa paa. Lumilipad, katawan ay parang higad. Sirit? Sagot: monster
8. Teacher: what’s your name? Pupil: early seven strikeland po! Teacher: niloloko mo ba ko? Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito Hampaslupa.
9. two indians stood a distance from each other. How did they communicate? Remember they have a red dot on their forehead? Via infrared! Hanep!
Where's the Top 10th tagalog jokes? It will be posted next time.
1. Amo: bkit k umiiyak? Maid: sbi po kc ng doktor ta2nggalan dw ako ng butlig! Amo: butlig lang, umiiyak ka na! Maid: ok lng kung ryt lig or lep lig lang. bkt butligs pa?
2. A: mgkno po adobo? M: 20 lng! A: my sbaw? M: libre na sbaw nmin. A: kanin meron? M: 5 lang! A: my tutong? M: libre na! A: cge manong, tutong at sabaw nga!
3. Tumabi ako sau at huminga ng malalim. Tnanong mo, “bkit?” ngumiti ako, ngtanong ka ulit, “bkit nga?” sumagot ako, “badtrip naman oh! Msama bang huminga?”
4. two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata!
5. Wife: hon, cno si trixie? Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yung pinustahan ko sa karera. Wife: ah ganun? Cge sagutin mo telepono! Tumatawag un kabayo.
6. two pinoys were driving in L.A highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said, “Disneyland left.” So they went home and said, “sayang, di natin naabutan!”
7. mindgame: hindi tao, hind hayop, tatlo mata, dalawa paa. Lumilipad, katawan ay parang higad. Sirit? Sagot: monster
8. Teacher: what’s your name? Pupil: early seven strikeland po! Teacher: niloloko mo ba ko? Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito Hampaslupa.
9. two indians stood a distance from each other. How did they communicate? Remember they have a red dot on their forehead? Via infrared! Hanep!
Where's the Top 10th tagalog jokes? It will be posted next time.
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