PinoyThinking: Awesome Tagalog Jokes For The Month Of October

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Are you excited to read the new tagalog jokes for this month of October? Since we're having this first week of the month, sharing is the best medicine on deprivation. Prosperity is always on sharing and giving to others as well. So, this first "ber" month will gonna share you some tagalog jokes that aren't been found in the internet yet except on this post. "Ber" month means giving as we're on the way to celebrating the most wanted holiday of the year - the Christmas Season!

*BISAYA KA MAN, DUNG!*

BISAYA 1: Dung, gara ng kutse! Sigoro kay Mayor yan.

BISAYA 2: Dili, Dung!

BISAYA 1: Ki Hipi?

BISAYA 2; Tunto ka man, dung! Ki Father yan! Keta mo gisulat sa likod, oh SAFARI!

*NAME THAT THING*

TEKLA: Magbigay ka ng pagkaing na iba ang pangalan kapag may balat, iba rin kapag binalatan mo na, at iba rin kapag luto na.

GELAY: ano?

TEKLA: palay, bigas, kanin..

* 'K' ULIT*

ERNIE: Magbigay ng mga prutas na nagtatapos sa 'k' pwera 'sampalok'

BERT: sirit na....

ERNIE; Saging na bulok, atis na bulok, mansanas na bulok...etc...


*CR*

Isang Pilipino ang Papuntang France. Habang nasa eroplano ay nakaramdam siya ng tawag sa kalikasan.

PINOY: Excuse me, but is there any comfort room in this place?

STEWARDESS: Oui! Oui! ( Wi! Wi!)

PINOY! no, U-U!


* LONG TIME, NO SEE*

Nagkita ang magkumpadre pagkatapos ng matagal na panahon.

PARE 1: Pare, saan ka nagtatrabaho ngayon?

PARE 2:IBM, pare.

PARE 1: IBM??Eh di ba wala ka namang computer background?

PARE 2: Istambay Buong Maghapon! pare, eh ikaw anong trabaho mo ngayon?

PARE 1; Chemist, pare..

PARE 2: Chemist? paano nangyari yun di ka naman naka pag college ah!

PARE 1: Ke Misis umaasa, pare.


*LAUNDRY SOAP*

VET: Sorry po, patay na po yung aso nyo. Pinaliguan po kasi siya ng anak nyo ng laundry soap.

MOTHER: Eh ano naman ang masama sa sabong panlaba?

VET: di po siya sa sabon namatay, kundi sa washing machine. Doon po kasi pinaliguan ng anak nyo yung aso..


*ANG BAKASYUNISTA*

KURT: Dumating kana pala. Kumuzta ang bakasyon?

TONY: Masama! Nung Sabado, napilayan ang manok ni Uncle. Kaya kinagabihan, tinola ang ulam namin. Nung Linggo ng umaga, napilayan ang baboy ni Uncle, kaya litson ulam namin kinagabihan. Kanina, napilayan si Uncle, kaya dali-dali akong umuwi dito sa atin.


I hope you enjoy reading this tagalog jokes of the month. If you have time, please share this too to your friends and relatives using your social networking account. Till next time!

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