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Here's some great collection of tagalog pickup lines and they are all funny, love, sad, letting go and cute tagalog and english pick up lines. Although some of them are over rated because of the movie my amnesia girl.
FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!
Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko
Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.
Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.
Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.
Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!
Miss,
Alam mo ba, sa lahat ng salita IKAW ang pinakagusto ko! :">
BOY: hey pupunta pa ba ako sa inyo?
GURL: ha bkt? ano meron?
BOY: ay cge dederetso na lng ako sa puso mo
GIRL:bangin ka ba??
boy:BAKIT?
girl:kc pag nakikita ku pagmumukha mu gusto ku ng tumalon
girl:nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis??
boy:bakit?
girl:bat dika pa namatay
girl:kumot ka ba?
boy:bakit?
girl:kc ang sarap isawsaw ng mangga sa alamang
puso ka ba ng saging??
bakit??
kasi ang dami na ng bunga ng niyog
boy: pwede banq mnliqaw ?
girl: hindi !
boy: nariniq mo ba cnvi ko ?
girl: ou ..
boy: ano cnvi ko ?
girl: “PWEDE BANG MANILgAW?”
boy: SURE .. so tau n aa ..!!
Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines
“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”
“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”
“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”
“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”
“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”
“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”
“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”
“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”
“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”
“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”
“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”
“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”
“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”
“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”
“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”
“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”
“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”
“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”
“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”
“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”
“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”
“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”
“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”
“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”
“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”
“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”
Filipino funny Tagalog Pick Up Lines
O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:
“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”
“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”
“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”
“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”
“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”
“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”
“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”
“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”
“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”
“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”
“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”
“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”
“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”
“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”
“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”
“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”
“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”
“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”
“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”
“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”
“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”
“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”
“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”
“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”
“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”
“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”
“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”
“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”
“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”
“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”
“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Funny Pick Up Lines:
“Sana naka off ang ilaw para tayo na lang mag on”
“nakalimutan ko ang pangalan mo eh
pwede bang tawagin na lang kitang akin?”
“Pagwala ka buhay ko’y parang lapis na di pa natatasahan, pointless”
Sen Miriam Defensor Santiago Taray Pick Up Lines:
“Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka”
When someone told me “ang ganda mo”
I answered “sana ikaw rin”
In a swimming pool:
Classmate 1 – I’m sure lulutang ka
Classmate 2 – Bakit dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1 – Hindi, dahil plastic ka
Boy:
Hey Girl!
Is Your Name Google.?
Girl:
No-But Why..?
Boy:
Bcoz You Have All Things
I’m Searching For….!
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