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NEW PINOY TEXT JOKES COLLECTION:
Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA?? Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!
3 L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..
L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..
L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..
L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..
I want to share a special and bonus kind of video jokes from one of the Pinoys being interviewed. Note that this video is not intended to humiliate someone in the video but to let people know that every Filipino has the freedom to express his/her feelings no matter what happens around, may it a joke or a serious one. Take it or leave it? Are you ready? Watch the video below. (If you already knew this funny video, you are welcome watch the video again. I hope you enjoy watching this video.
Use samuel as a sentence: Samuel down the road...
KANO : Itour gud ko sa Cagayan.
DRIVER : Cge sir. (tour..tour..)
KANO : Pila ka years gitukod ang Capitol University?
DRIVER : 2 yrs sir.
KANO : sus! didto sa states 10 months lang na!
DRIVER : aaah.. KANO : kanang Cogon?
DRIVER : 1 year sir.
KANO : Kadugay pud oi. Sa States, 4 months lang na! (naglagot na ang driver)
KANO : hmm...kanang Gaisano Mall?
DRIVER: Ambot! Wala man na ganina!
Sa kalagitnaAn ng gera !
pedro: sumuko na kyo! wla rn kau mapa2la.
terorista: su2ko lng kmi kung mai-spel mo ung ceasefire ?
pedro: ituloy ang laban! patay kung patay! Pada2lhan ko kau ng crysanthemum sa inyong lbing!
terorista: spEl crysanthemum?
pedro: sv ko rose, bingi b? Labn kung labn..wlang spelingan . . Hahaha. .
Di baLe ngbob0..ikwnman anglaman ng uTakq.
aanh¡N m0 paaNg bahayny0.. knGnkt¡Ra ka nasA pus0 q..
¡Tu2w¡D q aNglaNdAs m0.. pRa sa akN kAd¡2rts0.
gU2m ka ba?. LbrE k¡tA nG s¡0mAi aTh0p¡A s0 tHat i cAn SIO-MAI LOVE 4U & H0P-IA L0VE mE
2." "aq aNgmgba2yad nGtuit¡0n fEem0..bzta aNgpgaarLanm0..ai angmahal¡n aq..
dlwang bses lng nman kTa gz2ng mkasma eh.. ngaun @mgpakailan man.!" Love is really magical...
BOY: miss, pwd mgtnung? anung oras na?
GIRL: ngttanung k ng oras? tpos ttanungn mu name ku? tpos hhingin mu numbr ku? tpos liligwan muq? tpos aftr 1mo. pcharming akung ssgutn kta.. tpos bbsita k sa bahay..
tpos mgddate tyo.. tpos smpre pkipot nmn aku.. tpos ddlhn muq kht san lng.. tpos mi mngyyari stn.. tpos mbbuntis aku..
tpos ppkasal tyo.. tpos bbugbugn mu lng ako! at pnu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hndi ku ssbhn kung anung oras na! BOY: (speechless)
Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?
Hndi lng ang mga in-love ang pwedeng kiligin.... Ang mga umiihi dn... :)
Q: an0ng similarity ng sperm at may0nnaise? A: pareh0 clang galing itl0g at pareh0ng ladies choice hehe
NEW PINOY JOKES SHORT STORY COLLECTION:
Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep...
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?
Isolated Camp
Isang U.S. Major ang na-stationed sa isolated na Kampo sa Iraq. Kinabukasan, habang may ispection, napansin ng Major ang isang camel na nakatali sa likuran ng Barracks. Nagtanong siya sa Sergeant kung bakit may alagang camel sa Kampo.
SGT: Major, dito sa kampo, masyadong malayo ang bayan kaya't kung sinuman ang gustong makatikim ng ligaya, nandito naman ang camel.
Major: Bawal mag alaga ng hayop dito sa Kampo pero kung para sa 'morale' ng mga Troops, it's okey with me.
Makalipas ang anim na buwan, hindi na makatiis ang Major kaya't tinawag ang Sarhento.
Major: Dalhin mo dito sa tent ang camel. Walang nagawa ang Sarhento kaya't dinala ang camel sa loob ng tent. Makalipas ang 15 minutes, lumabas ang Major na nakangiti.
Major: Sergeant, ganito ba ang ginagawa ng mga Troops pag nalulungkot sila?
Sergeant: Hindi po Sir, sinasakyan nila ang camel papunta sa bayan para makahanap ng mga babae!
Ututin na boyfriend
Binibisita ng boyfriend ang kanyang girlfriend. Kumain sila at umupo sa salas.
Marami ang nakain ng bf at kailangan niyang maglabas ng masamang hangin. Ngunit nahihiya siya sa gf niya. Pinigil ng bf ang pag-utot, pero hindi niya na ito nakaya.
PPOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!
Huminto ang bf sa paggalaw. Hiyang0-hiya siya at pulang pula ang mukha. Tiningnan niya ang gf niya.
Walang siya ang gf, pero biglang tinawag ang aso na nasa ilalim ng upuan ng bf.
"Rex, umalis ka nga dyan!"
Pero walang kilos ang aso. Nakahinga ng maluwag ang bf at inisip - "Hay salamat, akala niya yung aso ang umutot!"
Nag-chat sila, ngunit nakaraan ang ilang sandali ay napapa-utot muli ang bf dahil talagang ang dami niyang kinain. Hindi niya ulit ito napigilan.
PPPOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!
Kinabahan ulit ang bf at namula. Muling sinabi ng gf, "Rex, ano ka ba? Umalis ka dyan sabi eh!"
Wala paring kibo ang aso. "Hay salamat sa aso," isip ng bf, "Akala niya ulit yung aso ang umutot."
Nag-chat ulit sila, pero napapa-utot ulit ang bf at hindi niya ito napigilan.
PPPPOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Tumayo ang gf "Rex! Umalis ka dyan baka mataihan ka!!!!"
Ututin na boyfriend (Part 2)
May bagong sports motorcycle si bf. Mabilis niya itong pinapatakbo habang nakayakap sa kanya ang kanyang gf sa likod.
Ngunit eto nga namang si bf, talagang napaka-ututin. Naghanap siya ng mga bato at ipinadaan ang motorsiklo dito, habang siya ay umu-utot.
BUMP! POOT! BUMP! POOTT!!! BUMP!!!!
Walang sinabi ang gf so nakahinga ng maluwag si bf.
Pero nauutot nanaman siya. Naghanap siya ng lubak at ipinadaan ang motorsiklo dito habang umuutot.
SPLASH! POOTT!!! SPLASH!!! POOTT!!!SPLASH!!!
Walang sinabi si gf. Natuwa si bf dahil nakatakas nanaman siya sa matinding hiya.
Pero nauutot nanaman siya. May nakita siyang humps pero malayo pa. Binilisan niya ang takbo ng motorsiklo...
EEEEENNNNGGGGG!!!!! RRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Malapit na.... malapit na.... EEEENNNNGGGG!!!!!!
Ngunit bago niya na-abot ang humps hindi niya na napigilan ang pag-utot.
PPPOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!
Sabay sabi ng kanyang gf "Belat! Hindi naabutan!"
joke.......hahaha...........
gusot-gusot
si lolo hugo at lola maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually. Kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria and intimate relationship nila, hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwarto (aakitin nya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo at napatingin kay lola......sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO?? nGEEEkkkkkkkk ...joke...
PINOY LOVE STORY JOKES:
Love Story, Pinoy style Jokes
Another little gem that hit my mailbox.
A very nice “story” in a charming literary style that only pinoys can weld.
Here it goes:
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Sequel to A Love Story
It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!
Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako. Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: “Indaaaayyyy……” Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now? “Dodong!” sigaw ko. Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko “Sorry, I didn’t mean to be loud and proud.” Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd. “Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya. “Bihira lang, Dodong. I’m just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh” sabi ko. Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. he’s every woman’s dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore. “Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?” tanong ni Dodong. “I don’t mine” sagot ko. Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. “What’s your odor sir?” Sabi nung waiter kay Dodong. “Do you have porkshop?” tanong ni Dodong. “Yes sir” sabi nito. “Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of Boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of Female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and Was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully” Dagdag niya. “And you mam?” sabay tingin naman sa akin. Hmmm… mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I’m cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko. “I’ll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh.” sagot ko. Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it’s a long, long way to run. “Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I’m happily married” pagmamalaki ko. “Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn’t expect you still have more feelings than I expected. i don’t want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect.” dagdag ko pa. Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The Seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya. “I don’t care less!” sigaw ni Dodong. Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To Think it’s his other woman that caused our separation to part. Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having Panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero Sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng Security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong. “Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?” sabi ko sa mamang guard. “Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure.” sagot niya. “Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got Lost in my eyes.” “Diretso lang.” sabi niya. “Then turn right anytime with care.” “Thanks for your corporation” sabi ko. Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya. “Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!” pananakot nya.
Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar. Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it’s all over. I’m out of arm’s way. “Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you?” bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya: “I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout But at first I didn’t give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed.” From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn’t even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa’t-isa at walang exhibitions. I feel I’m on cloud.
Hahaha! I hope you like this pinoy jokes love story.
Latest Pinoy Jokes:
1. Attempted Rape Jokes
At Police Station:
Dalaga: Sir, kakasuhan ko po iyong kapitbahay kong si Toto pogi.
Police: Ano ang isasampang kaso mo sa kanya.
Dalaga: Attempted rape po Sir.
Police: E, Baka puedeng maayos niyong dalawa iyan, total di naman natuloy iyong rape.
Dalaga: Kaya nga nagdedemanda ako Sir, dahil di pa niya itinuloy.
2. Napakasikip Jokes
In the bed:
Babae: Dahan-dahan lang, ang bilis mo naman.
Lalaki: Bakit ang hirap napakasikip ng ano mo. Wow! virgin ka pa ata a.
Babae: E, di mo kasi hinubad iyong stocking ko.
3. Blood Type Jokes
Vampire 1: Namumutla ka lalo a, may sakit ka ba?
Vampire 2: Oo, iyong nasipsip ko may severe anemia pala kaya nahawaan tuloy ako.
Vampire 1: E, papano iyan?
Vampire 2: Punta ako sa hospital, magpapaabono ako ng dugo.
Vampire 1: Ano ba iyong type ng dugo mo, A, B , O?
Vampire 2: Di ako sure, basta nasa A up to Z iyon.
4. Sa Isang Jeep Jokes
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?
Kulula airline attendants:
The pinoy jokes are about Kulula Airline which has its head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight attendant on a flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
From a Kulula employee: ” Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”
“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses..”
And from the pilot during his welcome message: “Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.”at and get in it!”
Praying for 10 Pesos
Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.
Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."
Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".
Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin: "Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas".
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Liham
DEAR: BULAG
pakisabi kay Bingi na nanalo si Pilay sa takbuhan...
nagmamahal
WALANG KAMAY
noon at ngaun
noon ang mga matatanda bago ikinakasal hinintay muna ang kabilogan ng buwan bago ikinakasal..tapos ang mga bata ngaun hinihintay muna... ang kabilogan ng tiyan bago ikinakasal....
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Erap spell!!!
Kausap ni Erap ang Abu sayyaf at nag nenegoiate pra mapalaya ang red cross
Abu sayyaf:papalayain ko ang aming biktima kung maiispell mo ang mississippi
Erap:pwede manila bay nalang hehe
Ngek!!
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Tindera
tindira: HOII!kahit nagtitinda lang ako ng juice dito may mga anak ako na nasa UP, UV, UC, USC, USJR ug STC.
student:WOW!anong course nila?
tindira:wala!nagtitinda rin ng juicce..
nyahaha!.
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pagalingan sa pagkanta
( 3 magkumpare ang nagmamayabang sa kantahan sa loob ng araneta c. .. )
( paramihan ng puntos sa pamamagitan ng taong tatayo )
singer1 : oohhh yeeess im a great pretender...
( palakpakan... 30 senior citizen ang tumayo )
singer2 : itaktak mo, itaktak mo. itak-itak..itaktak mo....
( palakpakan... 60 kabataan at senior citizen nagsi tayo-an )
singer3 : bayang magiliw perlas ng silanganan...
( tayo lang ng tao sa araneta
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Alien?
May nakasabay akong amerikano sa elevator...Parehas kaming pupunta sa ground floor..
May pumasok pang isang pinoy..
Guy#1:Bababa ba?
Ako:Bababa
Amerikano:Are you aliens?
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Turtle
Isang Pamilya ang magba2kasyon sana may Baguio ng Lumubog Ang barKo
Nanay: kumapit kaung lahat sakiN wag kaung bibitaw
bumitaw ang anak nitong kuba sa kanya at nahiwalay ito.Pero sa kinasawiang palad Ito lng ang natira sa pamilya nya dahil kinain lahat cla ng pating
Kuba:Pating Kainin mo na rin ako wala nang kwenta 2ng buhay ko dahil kinain mo nang lahat ng kapamilya ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wla na riNg say say T____T
Pating: WAG MO KONG LINALANGIN
kuBA:Bk8!!?!!
Pating: turtle Ka!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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nasa amerika na daw
Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, "Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?"
Sagot nung pamangkin, "Angkol, Angkol..." Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, "Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol... Angkel!"
Tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikol..." Madali muling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, "Hijo, nasa America ka na. hindi Bysikol ang tawag diyan... Bysikel".
Muling tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel to buy some Papsikol..." Madali na namang kinorek nung Tiyo, "Hijo, hindi Papsikol - Papsikel!"
Tinuloy ulit nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel, to buy some Papsikel... en den I pel... now I heb a Bukel..."
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